Roster
Edward Collazo
Freshman
Voice: Baritone/Percussion
Hometown: Topeka, KS
Major: Day-brightening with a minor in musical entertainment.
Freshman Dorm: What's a dorm?
Fun Fact: Edward Collazo was born under a full moon in London, England on January 30, 1592. By age seven, he inspired William Shakespeare's Titus Adronicus after his first cooking experience went south. Never wanting his identity discovered, he spent many years under multiple aliases such as Bernini, George Frederic Handel, and Henry David Thoreau. More recently, in 1969, he thought he was boarding a flight to Peru when he noticed the plane did not stop going up. His seat partner, Neil, got sick and had to go to the bathroom. When they landed on the strange oxygen-deprived ground, Ed was recorded saying, "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind...now where's the bathroom?" The last part was, sadly, edited out.
In the most recent years, Ed has spent his time in Topeka, Kansas engaging in trivial items such as soccer, forensics, theatre, friends, and traveling in between dimensions of alternate realities.